{"id":1,"date":"2016-08-09T21:47:05","date_gmt":"2016-08-09T21:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/?p=1"},"modified":"2016-10-15T13:39:21","modified_gmt":"2016-10-15T13:39:21","slug":"employee-management","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/2016\/08\/09\/employee-management\/","title":{"rendered":"Employee Management"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-17 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Terrence-Bite.jpg\" alt=\"terrence-bite\" width=\"200\" height=\"255\" \/>When dealing with employees, sometimes purring just won&#8217;t work! There are occasional humans\u00a0who just don&#8217;t provide treaters at the right times of the day. Or maybe they don&#8217;t appreciate your copywriting skills. Or maybe they&#8217;re just dense. Whatever the case, those types of people may need some reminding of their purpose at the company.<\/p>\n<p>In the case of this human, I was forced to &#8220;remind&#8221; her that it was Petting Time. She was attempting to do something humans call &#8220;work&#8221;. We cats have long abandoned such trivialities and have tried to train humans to do the same. I mean, if this human had adhered to the provided schedule for Petting Time, she&#8217;d have received the reward of some of my hair on her shirt, desk, computer monitor, floor, in her water or maybe even her eyes. Instead, she chose to &#8220;work&#8221; and look what happened.<\/p>\n<p>Humans, this is not hard. We cats give pretty obvious reminders regarding the schedule you are to be on. We&#8217;d prefer it didn&#8217;t get ugly.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When dealing with employees, sometimes purring just won&#8217;t work! There are occasional humans\u00a0who just don&#8217;t provide treaters at the right times of the day. Or maybe they don&#8217;t appreciate your copywriting skills. Or maybe they&#8217;re just dense. Whatever the case, those types of people may need some reminding of their purpose at the company. In<a href=\"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/2016\/08\/09\/employee-management\/\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53,"href":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/53"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terrencesparkles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}